- Why is a fish dealer never generous?
A: Because his business makes him sell fish (selfish)
- Who was the first boy mentioned in the Bible?
A: Chap. I.
- What is that which is full of holes and yet hold water?
A: A sponge
- Why is an optician like a teacher?
A: They both test the pupils.
- Why does a silly think the ocean likes her?
A: Because it's always waving
--Mizu
